The Zany Woodruff Operation

Re:Ian J. Bell and Eden Roc.Needless to say all minds were a trifle muffled in that famous week,i dont think the vegetables of Bournmouth have witnessed anything like it before or even after!I seem to remember recieving a token gift from 327,cliffe lane,of £10 i also recall that due to my dear partner in crime SLIM the said ammount that was to last the rest of the week was history after one evening and the lunchtime session the next day.That was the day we spent in the boozer with the rather large dark person.We must have been well oiled as i can’t remember Slim and I not taking up the challenge of some local i am tough person trying to be cute with the “boys”.RE the ice cream trycicle ,i recall sitting the tossa taffy on the front box and Sewell held him while Slim launched the pair of them down the hill towards the roundabout,hence the afore mantioned crash.Shame old taffy didnt come off worst as he desserved it!I think Wints had had a half and pissed himself on the same occassion,having to throw his shreddies in the nearest recepticle,not a pleasant occasion for the local crummblies.As for the young ladies with the caravan i think the least said the better the old b**tard who looked after the site didn’t get a wink of sleep serves him glad.I just thought i may add that there has been no mention of any music played by our travelling band of players,did we ever get to play anything that week,i certainly can’t remember,i recall Rosco and his musical radio ariel and some other disc jocky crawling up his arse,oh and some tasty black blues guitarist,(it wasnt him from the boozer was it)Oh and the Gnome getting all gooie eyed when we passed Stone Henge its still there Kenny if you want to remeniss.Ah here is a quick recall.Freddy Kings backing band were called Killing Floor,reminds me of a certain caravan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!